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"Jack Does Cars" (jackdoescars) 11/02/2015 at 19:58 • Filed to: Football

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I’ve taken my seats eleven rows from the field at Bank of America Stadium in Charlotte. I’m rooting for the Colts, because I have an unnecessary hatred of Cam Newton.

“Trap Queen” had just started playing, and this middle aged couple in front of us is dancing quite poorly.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Jack Does Cars 11/02/2015 at 20:12

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Rooting for the Colts?

TheHondaBro > Jack Does Cars 11/02/2015 at 20:14

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Jack Does Football

Jack Does Cars > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/02/2015 at 20:14

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Bengal's?

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Jack Does Cars 11/02/2015 at 20:14

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I have an unnecessary hatred of Cam Newton.

Thank you!

Jack Does Cars > TheHondaBro 11/02/2015 at 21:10

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Hawks till I die. Well, living 20 minutes from the college that Russell Wilson attended (read: but not the one he graduated) does cause a bit of bias. Well, that and because half of my family is in Kent, Yakima, and Bainbridge Island.

TheHondaBro > Jack Does Cars 11/02/2015 at 21:12

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YYEEEEAAAAHHH!!!! SEAHAWKS NATION!

Pictured: My boy Tyler Lockett

Jack Does Cars > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 11/02/2015 at 21:13

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I’m literally watching him play right now, and I want to go on the field and throw a chair at him.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Jack Does Cars 11/02/2015 at 21:40

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Make it a laptop, not a chair.

Jack Does Cars > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 11/02/2015 at 22:19

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I’ll just pop into the review tent and pick up one of those Microsoft Surface’s. That’ll teach him a lesson. Hopefully I won’t be charged as an adult in the case of a lawsuit.